Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. Today, the 21st of April, 2002, is a very special day. Nineteen years ago the world embraced one of the raddest chicks to ever come out naked and screaming. Her name is Alyssa. So, I'd just like to take a moment and say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALYSSA! I LOVE YOU MUCHLY.
And that is all I have for today folks. But really, who needs much more than that?